Pure gold from my crazy neighbors. A must listen. The following took place in the hallway outside my place this morning at 10:10 AM. I could hear every word. Not recorded was Elizabeth asking Steve what caused some sort of wetness somewhere in their apartment.
Transcribed Conversation:
Steve: It was just apple juice
Elizabeth: Cut the bullshit
Steve: I promise you
Elizabeth: Steve, nobody lies to me
Steve: I didn’t lie to you
[10 seconds of silence edited out]
Elizabeth: I don’t suppose anything went through your tiny mind as to what I’d say when I saw that. [pause] Of course not, you never think about how I feel. [pause] Steve, I know you pissed on yourself.
Steve:[muffled by my dog whining] I didn’t piss on myself
Elizabeth:Oh yah, then why were you giggling and being evasive? You had that stupid grin on your face and that’s your “I peed my pants grin”. We’ve been married 8 years and [trails off as Elizabeth walks back into their apartment]
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